All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Along with some very disturbing genetic material.
Crossing Jordan
"Let’s set the existence-of-God issue aside for a later volume, and just stipulate that in some way, self-replicating organisms came into existence on this planet and immediately began trying to get rid of each other, either by spamming their environments with rough copies of themselves, or by more direct means which hardly need to be belabored. Most of them failed, and their genetic legacy was erased from the universe forever, but a few found some way to survive and to propagate. "
Cryptonomicon by N Stephenson
Mothmonsterman: Oh, yeah, I laid my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Dr. Ian Malcolm: If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.
Jurassic Park
King Koopa: You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad... can become... a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas!
Super Mario Bros.
Doolittle: Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up.
Dark Star
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Newscaster: And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
John McLaughlin: There is intelligent life in the eleventh galaxy on the planet Neptor which will conquer earth in the year 5482, utilizing us for slave labor in the Seronian salt mines.
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
The Doctor: Conquered the earth? You poor deluded creature. Don't you realise before you conquer earth you will have to eliminate all human creation?
Doctor Who