All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Coloney Pryzer: Citizen, I... uh, I abhor torture. But your words just don't match your thoughts. There are too many details you're just not sharing with us. Our little mind-reading device doesn't lie.
Barb Wire
Bill Engvall: Well, I believe I'm not telling any more secrets.
Blue Collar TV
Dennis: Yeah, yeah, you're probably right. Terrible things, secrets. They always have a habit of coming back and haunting you.
EastEnders
The Doctor: Yeah, but not yet. Who needs secrets, eh?
Doctor Who
Casey Cartwright: Hey, that's supposed to be a secret.
Greek
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: What? You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
Pushing Daisies
Greg Sanders: Swami doesn't do magic tricks, Swami is here to reveal all your DNA secrets
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Tracy Jordan: Dr. Spacemen, when they check my DNA, will it tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM PIN code?
30 Rock
Carrie Bowman: It gets even better. Di Regno's DNA profile was a code key. It let us decrypt page 94 of the Rambaldi manuscript.
Alias
Alfred De Musset: <taking a section of manuscript> Her memoirs? Am I in it?
Impromptu