All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ray Vecchio: You're in charge of being blind and I'm in charge of seeing.
Due South
Doc: Joe, have you ever heard the story of the five blind men who came upon an elephant? One felt the legs and said "Ah! Elephants are very much like a tree." The next felt the trunk and said "An elephant is much like a snake." The third man felt the tusks and said "An elephant is very much like a spear."
Land of the Blind
Rasp: Out of my way, blind man!
Dino-Riders
Big Joe: My boy, if it was a blind woman in a wheelchair, I'd still give her the odds.
Bad Company
and now another classic:
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: <addressing Hermes> You should be ashamed of yourself, Fry. You'd have to be blind not to notice Leela's a Cyclops.
Futurama
Fry: That's weird. It's another cyclops, only this one has five eyes.
Futurama
Cyclops: We're mutants! That's what we are. There's nothing wrong with us that needs to be cured.
X-Men
Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?
30 Rock
Kurros: Perfection sometimes necessitates selfishness.
Star Trek: Voyager
Mary Crawford: Selfishness must always be forgiven, you know, because there is no hope for a cure.
Mansfield Park