All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five calibre automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquillizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
of course it's never your fault 
Samuel T. Anders:
Battlestar Galactica
I'm glad you agree with me...
Maggie Reed: There you go again!
Gargoyles
yep, it's LaRa's fault, please whack her 
Avon: No. If we go now, we can sail the universe for as long as we like in reasonable safety, provided we keep out of everybody's way and we do not do anything rash.
Blakes 7
oh yeah...let me go get my hockey stick....
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Mike Savage: Sounds romantic.
Acapulco H.E.A.T.
or use her as a curling stone?
Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
Sex and the City
but I don't think she can curl ...
Lt. Kif Kroker:
Futurama
so we need an escape pod
Naomi the Ice Queen: That's not my fault.
15 Storeys High
..oh yeah...to escape her....
Bridget Hennessy: I know it's hard. But, in order to accept it, you need to say it out loud. That's the first step to recovery. Now repeat after me: "It's not my fault". Say it.
8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter
...and to be alone?
Oglethorpe: Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
..oh sure....if you bring along a ton of dark chocolates....