All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Yen Lo: Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Beware, my dear Zilkov. The virus of capitalism is highly infectious. Soon you'll be lending money out at interest!
The Manchurian Candidate
for a triple blind study? not only the subjects but also the scientist has no idea what she's doing really.... 
Laserbeak: Pleasure doing business with you!
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
yup, you can be trial patient zero.......
Lois Lane: Swindle some old widow out of her money?
Superman Returns (unfortunately)
nope, I'll complete the always denying and prohibiting ethics committee 
Virgil Travis: Indeed. Well, no one ever claimed that life was fair. And certainly no one ever claimed that I was.
Blood Dolls
ppfftt...you will never be part of any committee..least of all the ethics...
Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
Firefly
I'm not part of them, I AM the committee...and your proposals are not even admitted for a decision here
Charlie Harper: ....... but we're both too pretty for jail.
Two and a Half Men
but what's this? law maker law breaker? ppfftt...you'd never be a committee...
Caretaker Argus Filch: A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
well, in this special case I am also the LAW...and you're the impersonated contravention
Fry: Ah, those were the days.
Futurama
and you're deluded once again...ppfftt....
The Book: Men were real men. Women were real women. And small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
it seems as if I unknowingly copied this attitude from you
Dog: Oh! Royalty! We were the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls!
Catdog
or is it vice versa? 
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