All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Erica Kane: Well, why don't you tell me? You're the one who activated your, ahem, search engine. How would you like it if I did a little sneak peek into your past, did a little search on you? Everyone is hiding something, Mr. Slater. How deep and dark are your secrets? Oh, I am very sure you're hiding quite a lot, but you know what, I don't care, keep your secrets to yourself.
All My Children
Caitlin: Girl's gotta have her secrets.
Heroes
Cordelia: Why didn't you tell me you were half-demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad.
Angel
Mrs. Peacock: Oh, please! I've never heard anything so ridiculous. I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I've never done any thing wrong.
Clue
Donald Gennaro: I had to promise to conduct a thorough on-site inspection.
Jurassic Park
Dr. Who: Every nook and cranny?
Doctor Who
Sam Sleaze: Why, no, not at all. We have the perfect place for you to hide. Right here in our hiding cage.
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Julie Cooper-Nichol: Are you drunk? Let me guess: tequila?
The O.C.
Matt Parrish:
Charlie's Angels
Kryten: It's got a nice kick to it - sort of a mix of Vimto and Liquid Nitrogen!
Red Dwarf
(your favourite drink, dr H... )