All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Buffy: Yeah, but it was fun.
Bunny The Carrot Slayer
...if they go to you, they'd grow old and fat....
Records Supervisor: You have a morbid sense of fun.
Dexter
sure, that's a perfect life
Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.
Rebel Without A Cause
oh, and I forgot ugly.....that's transmissible you know.......
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I mean, she probably hid her real personality as most women do, and by that time it was too late because you'd already... I'm gonna shut up now.
NCIS
that's why you're now morbid and want to kill your fishes?
Sophia Petrillo: It's a defense mechanism.
The Golden Girls
you're the one who wanted to execute them in the first place or turn them against me......actually, they're ok except for your bad influence...corrupter of fishes!!!!
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Drill Sergeant: How are we gonna work on defensive tactics, if we can't even climb a fence?
True Blood
in other words the fishes snore now?
Frank Reynolds: Look, this is not gonna be a half-assed workout. We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt.
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
not only that...they're also suffering from the balding fish syndrome.......my poor darling fishes....
Issac Curtis: Excuse me, darling, but this gym ain't co-ed.
NCIS
then we were right: let's eat them before they start to smell or get chewy (or the opposite)
Evelyn Harper: I'm not going to hit you, darling.
Two and a Half Men
you're really grossly omnivorous......nobody's eating anything and esp not my fish, ok?
Ilya Korska: Love has no place in my gym.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
it's just material recycling I guess I'll eat now some junk food