All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Chris D'Amico: As a great man once said... wait 'til they get a load of me.
Kick-Ass
Jacob Black: Well, I've got loads of time. I'm not going to give up.
New Moon
Sawyer: Know what I like about you, Mike? You got the patience of a saint.
Lost
Reese: You're his evil twin.
Malcom in the Middle
Kevin Levin: An evil twin, huh? Guess you really are a hero.
Ben 10: Alien Force
Solid Snake: This isn't a training exercise. Our lives are riding on this. There are no heroes or heroines. If you lose, you're worm food.
metal gear solid
Hiccup: Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon.
How To Train Your Dragon
Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek
Buffy: I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are?
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer
Connor: So, Vampire Slayers. I was told about them. How come you're always girls?
Angel