All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Pam De Beaufort: The restrooms are for humans. Do I need to explain why?
True Blood
they just wait for the right moment....and shark fricassee then? 
Sheldon Cooper: I thought toilet humor would get less funny with repetition, but I guess there's no law of diminishing comic returns on space poop.
TBBT
well, I'm also waiting for the right excuse to make a beautiful handbag out of them....and at least you didn't suggest sashimi....
Dr. Rodney McKay: Maybe we should offer a sense of humour in trade.
Stargate: Atlantis
just wait a month, then it's cold enough in your garden, that they freeze to death...
Barney: But what I'm offering is the chance to have *THIS* much fun!
How I Met Your Mother
but I thought you offered to take care of them when autumn comes....that you'd share you humble abode 
...that you'd hunt their food.......
Quark: Knowing the Nagus, I'd say, a pat on the head and a fistful of empty promises.
Star Trek: DSN
actually this are your pets or leather source...you have to care for them...but anyway I see....better I start a raid and free these poor creatures...
Vinny Gambini: Yeah. But first, show me the money.
My Cousin Vinny
oh no, no, no 
....I'll mail them to you first before you can organise a raid......they'd come in a heart-shaped box with a giant red ribbon.......
American in Tampico in white suit: This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another peso.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
great, now you're also a smuggler of protected animals...you really need a raid to clear up your place....
Craig Stirling: You're cheap.
The Champions
you forget that I'm not the "receiver" of these endangered animals....you are!!! So you can report yourself to WWF.....
Niccolo: Bloody hell... what a fixation!
Identificazione di una donna
but you're the collector and dealer...I wonder how many traps you have... surely guilty anyway....
Richard Castle: Well, the ones on TV seem oddly fixated on their sunglasses.
Castle
well, they're mostly gifts or they come voluntarily....so not guilty.......