All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.
Chappelle's Show
Rolly: I'd never chew shoes! I'm a gourmet. A kibble connoisseur, don't you know. My taste buds are oh so defined.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
(unlike yours, dr H 
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Billy Sunday: I sure hope your food is better than the last cook's. Last cook's food could kill a man's dog.
Men of Honor
Griffin the Chef: Well, sit down and write out the menu. First course interrupted by a bomb explosion. Second course affected by earthquakes. Third course ruined by interference in the kitchen. I'm going out for a walk. It'll probably rain.
Doctor Who
Chakotay: I must have been sick that day.
Star Trek: Voyager
Elim Garak: I just don't see why these runabout replicators can't provide a more varied menu. I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about... tea leaves.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Cordelia: What did you put in her tea?
Allen Francis Doyle: Enough whiskey to drop my Aunt Judy. That woman had some girth.
Cordelia: What's the point?
Allen Francis Doyle: Well, it tastes good, and it relaxes ya.
Angel
Mickey Smith: Tea. While we're waiting for the world to come to an end. Very British.
Doctor Who
"It is all over with humanity," I said. "If they can do that they will simply go round the world."
He nodded.
"They will. But---- It will relieve things over here a bit. And besides----" He looked at me. "Aren't you satisfied it is up with humanity? I am. We're down; we're beat."
Wells: The War of the Worlds
Carol: Read Piaget, Kohlberg or Maslow, Graves, Wilber, and you'll see that we're still evolving. Our consciousness is changing. Five hundred years ago, postmodern feminists didn't exist yet one sits right beside you today.
And while that fact may not undo all of the terrible things that have been done in this world, at least it gives me reason to believe that one day, things may be different.
The Invasion