All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: We can go black market if we have to.

Babylon 5

well there's place for two

Looten Plunder: Drat! That tank wasn't even paid for yet! Now I'll never be able to sell it on the used-weapons market!

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

oh, so one for Spidey, eh...that poor spider needs therapy too.....but what about me- time to change it for a Hummer couch ...

Julie Teeger: Sure he can, it's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to vomit?
Monk

i see that was clearly a bokbokbok spidey only needs its cage and feels comfortable with it...small, simple brain = no place for problems = no need for head shrink

Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: I don't care, because your pain is my entertainment.

Battlestar Galactica

are you sure that Spidey doesn't need it? Then it shld get a gold medal instead after living with you all this time.....and I am not a bokbokbok...

Susanna: I took a *bottle* of aspirin.


Girl, Interrupted
you can decorate it then with the medal, around its...well there's no neck, around the cephalothorax then

Himself - Here you go. Oh, here's your bottle of vodka.

The Soup

sure, why not...if it doesn't mind, after all it has to put up with....besides, look at the bright side, it's never gonna lose the medal cos if it does, then just too bad for half of its thorax to its tail....

" (1975)

Mrs. T.: First, take some vodka! Then add Mr. and Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix! Then drink it! That's bad! Grrrr! So get Mr. and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix!

Saturday Night Live (wasn't that a similar good film like Grease?
of course it's a small knob-like medal with a fiddly lace, and watch out: spidey is ticklish

Bubba Bexley: There's only one way to make a Bloody Mary: one bottle of vodka and one bottle of ketchup.

Sanford and Son

SNL is not a movie and nothing can be as good as Grease...and too bad Spidey is ticklish cos it still has to wear that fiddly lace

Horace Bones: Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we'll all freak out.

I Drink Your Blood
yes I meant 'saturday night fever', that was the travolta crap ; and first you have to put on the medal to ticklish Spidey; it looks already cranky as if it suspects something already

Cliff: Pleeeasssee tell me I'm not a freak!

CatDog

oh, I like that one too- "staying alive, staying alive" ...but weren't you insisting that Spidey's got a negligible brain, so how can it suspect anything?