All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Miles Peterson: Set up a rendezvous for tonight at the pizza parlor... around eight.
Bibleman
material recycling?ppfftt...let's see you recycle Spidey....
....let's just stick to immaterial junk food......
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous?
Inglourious Basterds
well spidey moults sometimes, I can send you the exuvia if you want to eat it
Danny Messer: You think so, Einstein?
CSI
ppfftt...you're so gross......I wonder what it tastes like but... I've got a better gourmet taste than you...
Elias Zacharai: How many patients have you killed today, Nurse Feinstein?
The Ambulance
well it's a <cream cheese + white wine> vs <Roquefort cheese + red wine> situation...I guess 99.9% percent of the gourmets would prefer the latter 
Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. You gotta believe me.
Toy Story
<soft creamy +pure crystal> vs <stinky + murky>...and the 99.9% is just confirmation bias....
and Roquefort pairs better with sauvignon blanc....
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Fight Club
<tasteless + watery> vs <spicey + rich in content>
a Pinot Noir would fit well 
HAL: It can only be attributable to human error.
2001: A Space Oddydey
....I wouldn't bet on your "discerning" taste...but ok, Pinot Noir is not so bad....
Dr. Vesalius: Human error won't stop him. He's had years to hide, to plot this damnable thing. He's compelling himself to follow exactly the classic death pattern of the G'tach. It's the psychic force that holds the man together, this maniacal precision. If we could just throw it off, interrupt the cycle, then he might be stopped by his own inflexible standards.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
just try it out...to overcome your bias 
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great muggle like yourself's gonna stop him, are ya?
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
sure, sure...after you try out mine first....
Dr. Cameron: Anybody going to stop her?
Dr. Robert Chase: Stopping the madness is *her* job.
House MD
I did it some time ago, but it was boring...