All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Lawyer: Excuse me, but the story you are about to tell is a copyright property of the Walt Disney Company.
The Simpsons
well, as long as they look spiffy then it's alright....and with clean and manicured nails...
The Emperor: Look, I may be evil, but even I don't go up against that guy's copyright lawyers!
Sith Apprentice
spiffy oversleeves and clean and sharpened pencils, in a well ordered row...that's your place 
Rev. Steve Newlin: They've got you all twisted up, haven't that? With their glamoring and their empty promises and their evil blood.
True Blood
but you forgot the perfect hairstyle....not a strand of hair out of place.....
Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
every hair as if drawn with a ruler...no wonder you've time to give reports
Emperor Dalek: I want to see you become like me. Hail, the Doctor, the great exterminator!
Doctor Who
and beautiful reports they all are......
Lillian Gray: You can't reform the system if you're not in it.
Brubacker
what reports? perhaps you waste all the time to select a beautiful font and format the empty pages?
Warden Crichton: Uh, yes, it's what I call my "family plan," Batman. It's my theory that the family that dorms together reforms together.
Batman
but that's what bureaucracy is for....produced as many empty but beautifully formatted pages as possible...the noble goal...
Max: Not for long. Hee hee! Wake up, sleepy-heads!
Dragon Tales
as long as there's not written "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", it should be okay....
Dr. Cristina Yang: Well, can you get me a mocha latte, please?
Grey's Anatomy
nope, only 'there's always tomorrow'....
Allegra: Oh. Well that makes sense. Um, waiter! Waiter!
eXistenZ
masterette of procrastination