All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Doctor: It's good fun. For a Hermit.
Doctor Who
nope, I'd rather get a BBA.....after I save you and your pet from total bankruptcy then I totally deserve it...
Professor Yana: A hermit. With... friends?
Dr Who
I never trust people with BA/MBA...I better resort to beggary 
Clark: So it must've been kind of strange to have a zombie best friend walking around.
SmallVille
well, if I don't save you now, that's exactly what will happen to you....just think of poor Spidey begging in the streets...
...well, try at least to get him some fancy shades....
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Phil: No, no. A whole team of zookeepers with muzzles and high-powered hoses and tranquilizer guns.
Phil of the Future
normal beggars have their dogs, I've my spider...what's wrong with it...yields some extra money...
Crow T. Robot: This is what lonely people did before sci-fi conventions.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
well, it has to make a living somehow....since its owner can't provide for it.....bad owner.......
Mabel: Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!
The Pirate Movie
yes, at the moment there are not enough bird's nests spidey can prey on
Tina: I'm an off-center character, Brass.
The Bogus Green
you're now too lazy (or feeling too cold) to hunt for the bird's nest yourself....bad owner......
Professor Fine: I agree.
Smallville
I could get some mice pups from a pet store, but that's too expensive, except you pay for it...
Earl Granger: You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?
Did You Hear About The Morgans?
and who's gonna kill them, you? <shivers> A very bad investment for me I think....and Spidey shldn't be a witness to that....
Sidney Wang: Because I smart enough to get out first.
Murder by Death
spidey insists on living food...