All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Policeman: It's the uniform that puts 'em off. That and my bad breath.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
oh yeah....forgot that and it's very impt too...and you can't grasp what you can't see....myopia, my darling...besides, I'm also too fast for your old crickety bones 
Toothbrush & Toothpaste: Brush your teeth! To make them pretty! or your stink breath will scare everyone in the entire city!
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
unfortunately you have to operate the catapult, no chance to run away like a chicken
Mario: Super stink bomb?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
but me and my catapult will be far from you..so you still can't see us...and I'll booby trap every inch of the way....
Ray Barone: Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.
Everybody Loves Raymond
okay you just want to catapult yourself, no objections 
but as you mentioned booby traps, the catapult is one that trapped you
...bad luck
Jimmy Venables: That is the smell of honest men's toil... and cheese.
After You've Gone
ppfftt...there's already too much violence in this world...so how about a truce? I'd just use a bowling ball instead of a water melon (or myself)......
Dawn Lodge: Smelly, I would think.
No 73
I'll print that post and hang it on my wall, the first time you ask for truce
Ray Barone: Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.
Everybody Loves Raymond
so I'm taking it back...ppfftt....besides why shld I? I'm never in the losing camp...loser..
Guy on Dock: Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
Andre
anyway that you use my quote I posted before is a clear indication that you give up and that you're a loser...or is it just that you forgot what I posted? failing memory?
Theodora: Crazy as a loon! You really expect me to believe that you're sane and the rest of the world is mad?
The Haunting
of course I didn't forget, I copied your post directly- it's so fitting....and my memory is still better than yours...I did say that I copied your post, right? Did I say it? 
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Jack Bauer: You're insane. It's a psychotic fantasy.
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write it down together with your name and address, this might help, if you remember where the notes are