All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Pumpkin:
Memoirs of a Geisha
Gary: Wha... You and your imagination.
Goodnight Sweetheart
...might be true tho...
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Hercule Poirot: But I am! Always I am right. It is so invariable it startles me. And now it looks very much as though I may be wrong, and that upsets me. But I should not be upset, because I am right. I must be right because I am never wrong.
Agatha Christie: Poirot
Richard Fish: You're a doctor who's been wrong, right?
Ally McBeal
Ted:... don't tell the patient. Unless they're dead, and in that case, if you're sure... very, very sure... you can tell them anything.
Scrubs
Pete: Heh. You never were a good liar.
MacGyver
Jack Bauer: You don't know that for sure.
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Dr. Stephen Franklin: I am never wrong about these things.
Babylon 5
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Prince George: Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that! Antidistibilitsmin... anti-misty-linstimbl...
Black Adder the Third
Fran Kubelik: I'd like to spell it out for you... only I can't spell!
The Apartment