All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Master Shake: You're into that science crap. You can fix this for me!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
...and I'd have looked for a red tuque, and lots of spandex 
Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that does for science what a naked flame does for a petrol station forecourt.
Brainiac: Science Abuse
oh yeah...those too..and of course, with the golden maple leaf design (in honour of all the gold we won) .....
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Full Metal Jacket.
Richard Boyle: Very good man. Man of the people, man of God. You know, Doc, they say this man's gonna win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Salvador
Private Rafterman:
Donlon: Hard core man, hard core.
Full Metal Jacket
Col. Potter: Winchester, I think there's definitely a medal for capturing five Chinese in your bathrobe.
"M*A*S*H"
Terrorsaur: Who cares? Dinobot will make an even better prisoner to capture!
Beast Wars: Transformers
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Dr. Richard Kimble! There's no way out of here, Richard! The entire building is locked down! Give it up Richard, you don't have any time, Chicago police department thinks you're a cop killer, they WILL shoot you on sight!
The Fugitive
Blitzwing: Never give up, never surrender... never mind!
Transformers: Animated
Wheeler: Don't surrender; that's no fun! Fire!
Captain Planet and the Planeteers