All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Notary James Hardenbrook: Taken. Taken by the Headless Horseman. Taken back to hell.

Sleepy Hollow

Hi Mlle C....really quite a long time...and this in the best thread ever ...and spidey is not a crab but a spider

Commodore Maxwell Forrest: Congratulations. Now get the hell back here!

Enterprise

ppfftt.....crab...spider...spider crab...what the heck is the difference anyways...it will still be faster than a drunken beach bum.......and yup, this is the best thread ever...and nice to be back......

Tony Almeida: Some people are more comfortable in hell.

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and to confuse you completely there are also crab spiders around 8-legged as every spider but moving like crabs; and real crabs like it to pinch drunken beach bums, so watch out

Bebe: I've been to hell and back so often I've got frequent flyer miles!

Frasier

oh, but even while sober, I've been pinched by some crabs, an illuminating experience...and do crab spiders pinch too?

Michael Westen: You sign up for the lifestyle, or the chance to serve your country, or the millions of frequent-flier miles. But finally, it all comes down to putting your ass on the line to learn something.

Burn Notice
I guess you deserved it and crab spiders can bite like spiders, but not pinch...

Dr. Rodney McKay: OK. You need to know that if we come under fire, you're gonna have to put your lives on the line to protect me.

Stargate: Atlantis

I deserved to be pinched? c'mon.....I shld've stepped harder on it, then- but it was an accident, I swear......so does it deposit something toxic when it bites?

Dorian Lagatos: Oh, there's a great doctor line, 'We'll do our best,' usually followed by, 'Sorry, we did all we could.'

Dorian Blues
I guess those poor crabs should didn't want to go in your cooking pot, i.e. self-defence
and you mean the crab spiders? They try to, but at least the small ones won't penetrate our skin...but tropical ones...who knows...

Heston: C'est la vie.

Rocket Science

not the cooking crabs- usually they're bound- poor things, but I accidentally stepped on some near the beach and they can pinch....and howcome you're not sure about the tropical crab spiders having toxins? bad enthomologist...

Leprechaun: As Shakespeare said, shit happens.

Leprechaun 4: In Space
but not in nature...first they have to be captured and bound....and I guess you wanted to save money and get them for free at the beach...and they didn't like it
and I'm not an an arachnologist, but an entomologist

Kevin: Like, why should I be interested in anything this Shakespeare guy says?

Daria

ppfftt...anachromologist...enthomologist....what's the difference...just a matter of semantics......and nope, I prefer cooking animals with dead eyes...btw, do crabs have eyelids?