All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Christine Sullivan: What is this? Why does everyone think they have a right to pry into my private affairs?

Night Court
I've already a collection and it's time to publish some...first is your downhill biking accident...

Dr. Julian Bashir: Well, I must have picked up that habit from you.

Star Trek: DSN
that you tampered with...that's no legal evidence so noone would believe it...

Obi-Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Star Wars
well nobody cares about that in youtube...

Mme. du Barry: Laughing: And can we resist him? He has all the charm of a sailor.

Marie Antoinette
well, I would....and utube can't be that untouchable...

James: Our daughter is scared for life. She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye, or a lesbian.

Open Water 2
well, the mob rules...

Sam Merlotte: I thought the Merlottes were bad parents but you Mickens make them look like the Dalai Lama!

True Blood
and you're the top Padrino.......

Principal Snyder: A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school? Well, it is quite a match between you two.

Buffy
whatever this is, it won't stop the success of your videos, perhaps you get your own channel...

Maryann Forrester: You two have a history, don't you?

True Blood
and you will make huge profits from my videos? ppfftt...really the top padrino....

Nick Fury: Legend tells us one thing; history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.

Thor
only top padrino when it's PG or X rated...

Mal: It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

Firefly
well, if you put in candid shots of my fish swimming in their birthday suits, then you're gonna get that top title...