All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Carson City Marshal Walter Thibido: These are law-abiding people here and I don't want any trouble. I can deputize as many men as I need to see that you leave.
The Shootist
you surely forced and deluded them surely 
and your pupils are also diamond shaped? 
Coach Boone: This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.
Remember The Titans
nope, you can interview them yourself...and yup, but not only my pupils....
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
didn't you cut their ears and tongues? that's a mistake that will overthrow you
Lucifer: Loyalty. Hm. Such a nice quality to see in this day and age.
Supernatural
omg...I never did such a thing...but they can do sign language anyhow....esp to show their support for me...
Genkai: Power like this must be earned, slacker. I know that's a new concept for you. All your life you've gone the easy way.
Yû yû hakusho
I guess you just present corpses that twitch from the electric shocks you give them...
Marty McFly: Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker!
Back to the Future
well, they're a science experiment....for the good of mankind.......
Guard: Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.
Brazil
but never accepted by any ethics committee...I guess the committee itself is now also part of the experimental participants
Dean Winchester: Ours! You think credit card fraud's easy?
Supernatural
well, we all need to make sacrifices...for the sake of science...
John Moss: Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!
The Hard Way
sounds as if you're also part of your own experiments
Gordon Gekko: What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
Wall Street
are you volunteering too? For the placebo group?