All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Patient: I don't know, I think I caught a bug.
Becker
for the remote diagnosis....spared you a trip to that famous couch so you owe me bigtime...
Rocket: Enjoy your meal
Stuck on You
pffftt...first show me your certificates as head shrink...otherwise you're a charlatan 
Sam Smith: Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
but a beautiful and talented one at that...
....and I sense a lot of envy in you...
Agatha Christie: It's only a silly little insect.
Doctor Who
but this won't help, except to bribe the DOM judge... I sense a lot of sin in you... 
Sponge Harris: Because the food bites, bugs bite, activities bite, everything bites!
Salute Your Shorts
ppfftt....but you're not one to judge anyhow cos you're just as sinful...or perhaps more...(it's accumulative anyhow).
Dr. Forrester: That's right Frank.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
then you seem to seduce me to that , normally I'm harmless and unblamable
Megatron: Hmmm... interesting. Computer, fashion for me a blade, long, very sharp and comprised of energon.
Beast Wars: Transformers
seduced you to sin?? and you blameless and harmless? ppfftt...another two of your delusions......
Caligari: How many people out there are doing the old "razor blade in the apple" trick? Good... kids goin' to the hospital. That's ... that's the spirit of Halloween. Hope there's enough room.
American Nightmare
but you didn't read the small print, and according to that, you're guilty, always
Vesper Lynd: There isn't enough room for me and your ego.
Casino Royale
I'm always innocent....it's the other way around...
besides, who's the infidel here?
Greenlee Smythe du Pres: If I can squeeze past your ego I'll get the door.
All My Children
but the non-infidels are always guilty and sinful...and anyway the church lost somewhat its thought moral superiority these days