All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Romumilif Chesterfield: You guys are going to get so high that your minds are going to blow chunks to outer space into the Milky Way.
Metalocalypse
Linka: Some of us have more important things on our minds.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
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Seth Richman: Okay, let's talk about something important. Can we agree that we prefer cake over fish?
Kitchen Confidential
Rosie: "Feel like a beer, feel like a beer?" Is that bloke speak for "Do you want to talk about your feelings?"
Neighbours
...how about a beer, dr H?
Buffy: Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(oops a woman is saying that )
Lorelai: It's anti-woman, it's gender-selective, it's "Oh, let's drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up."
Gilmore Girls
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Jonas Cale: You watched too many "X-Files" as a boy.
Dark Angel
Jessica Hamby: I finally get why they never wanted me to watch in it the first place. It's horrible.
True Blood
Simon Belmont: Looks like the ultimate warp zone brought us the ultimate wimp!
Captain N: The Game Master
Bryce: So, time to save the universe again then, is it?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider