All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Special Agent Seeley Booth: New rule: No surgical details, all right.
Bones
Public Defender Billie Young: Well, you're a doctor, aren't you?
Night Court
The Doctor: I am an emergency medical supplement. A supplement! That's all. I wasn't programmed for any of this.
Star Trek: Voyager
The Doctor: Must've got the wrong signal... you're not plastic are you?
Doctor Who
Himself - Stylist: Don't worry, my plastic surgery victim freak of nature.
America's Next Top Model
Roxanne Trent: You think I'm hideous! You think you're better than me because you have two normal hands. Well I can rectify that!
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Lindsey McDonald: Boo-hoo. Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!
Angel
Jack Burns: If you're not satisfied with the arm you've got, why don't you chop it off.
Lonely Are the Brave
...a bloodless surgery.....
Maggie Coldwell: I see your humour implant didn't take, then.
Casualty
...still just violence
Howie Tern: That's pretty funny coming from a kid who looks like a demented monkey.
Animaniacs