All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jed 'Kid' Curry: But our descriptions are hanging on his office wall. You want a man like that wondering who we are?
Alias Smith and Jones
perhaps spidey has a sixth sense ganglion somewhere 
and your film-taste is questionable, darling 
Kova Tholl: We are a peaceful race. A race of thinkers.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
and so is yours sweetie, no question about it 
...and you don't need to make excuses for Spidey-once I've tied up its 4 feet, it can't protest anymore- brain or no brain...
Martian Translator Device: We come in peace! We come in peace!
Mars Attacks!
pffft...my film taste is good...almost perfect
and spidey has defence hairs too... 
with violence and brute force you'll not succeed; you've to use your charm and empathy
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find that hard to believe.
Bones
ppfftt...deluded as always...
and I've got plenty of charm and empathy too so Spidey doesn't stand a chance- it would be wearing that mini pita-bread-like gold medal around it's waist...
Martian Translator Device: Don't run! We are your friends!
Mars Attacks!
just like you ...hopefully spidey don't realise your bias against spiders in general, it don't likes prejudice
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Æon Flux: Nice going, Trevor. Making friends all over the universe.
Aeon Flux
says who (except you, of course)? 
Spidey knows that whatever painful thing I do to it, hurts me more than it does it....it's for its own good anyways- that's how empathetic I am...
Ron: Don't worry, Mr. B., I am a master at the delicate art of diplomacy.
Kim Possible
should we start a poll here? and spidey still looks cranky...perhaps you just drop the medal in the box...your allergies darling
Maaga: Stay there and die, go outside and be killed by the machine, or surrender!
Doctor Who
a poll on who's more deluded? sure, why not? and by exception you'd win...
and Spidey can use the medal as a skateboard if he gets bored...
Original Cindy: By the way, some of those black-helicopter storm-trooper folks stopped by, asking about a transgenic teenage killing machine. I said you were out.
Dark Angel
depends how you define winning in that poll....
and spidey will use the medal to edge its chelicerae
Lieutenant Tom Paris: Thanks a lot, Doc.
Star Trek: Voyager
you'd win over me (for a change )...and whatever chelicerae is/are....hope it/they don't get cut off...