All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Marcus Cole: Not until I get what I want. Why? Do you think silent meditation would work better?
Babylon 5
Henry Wong: You're so twisted, it's scary.
Digimon: Digital Monsters
Seven of Nine: I adapted.
Star Trek: Voyager
Dr. Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin. I'm afraid we couldn't find it after the crash.
Futurama
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Buffy: Last night was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Oh, we're all ears!
Star Trek: New Voyages
The Pharaoh: Inquisitive little pest, aren't you?
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
Female Cenobite: Perhaps you're teasing us. Are you teasing us?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
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Niles: Oh, I'm just teasing. If you must know, I'm a little jealous. I told Maris about your troubles. All she does is sulk and talk about bodyguards. "Why don't we need one? Aren't we important enough to be stalked?" I have no idea what to say to the poor woman.
Frasier
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Futurama