All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Nurse: A pastime especially suited for women.
Inferno
Puss in Boots: At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet.
Shrek the Third
Michael Garibaldi: And if I had a baseball bat, we could hang you from the ceiling and play piñata.
Babylon 5
Jamie: Give it your best shot! Come on!
MythBusters
Japanese soldier: Hello, please. Must shooting the rope right in the center of the middle, just like the Lone Ranger.
Commando Duck
Stringfellow Hawke: Nice going, Hot Shot, you just killed a mountain!
Airwolf
bulls-eye, dr H...
Robin: Holy iceberg! We can expect a crimewave.
Batman
Abigail Feather: So you see, Mr. Masterson, you're just what we need.
Bat Masterson
(to start the crime wave i.e. )
Mary: Child, that place is so expensive, even the doorman takes credit cards.
227
Patsy: But it's not the money, Eddie.
Absolutely Fabulous