All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Norm: My supervisor's coming over here for drinks. I don't want to give him the impression that I'm one of those barfly type guys.
Cheers
Spike: Never much for small talk, were you? Always too busy trying to perfect that brooding block of wood mystique. God, I love that.
Angel
Data: Is that what is known as a poker face?
Star Trek: TNG
Sheriff Berger: Well, most would call it the stuff of nightmares, I'm afraid.
Heartstopper
Xander: Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf? Uh, yeah, I'm stickin' with my first guess.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Elsa: Let me guess... he kicked your butt.
Power Rangers DinoThunder
Bradley Buzzcut:
Beavis and Butt-Head
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Floor Manager: She's scary... but alluring in an odd sort of way.
Ebbie
Rosie: And that's how my twelfth husband died. So, now I'm a widow. I mean, I've always been a black widow, but now I'm a black widow *widow*.
A Bug's Life