All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Luke: Wow, the classic geek misdirect. Gee, I'd like to hang out with you, but let's pretend to study.
Joan of Arcadia
..I prefer the pita bread analogy- it's more exotic....and you can't sell them in e-bay unless you get a celebrity to bite it first (your teeth marks wouldn't count)...
Adam Ross: You don't happen to know anyone who's looking for a dedicated yet quirky yet, uh, devastatingly handsome lab geek, do ya?
CSI: NY
for a plastic medal? it will break like a crispbread I guess it's from the olympics souvenir shop
Walter H. White: Yes. Yes, that's what we need. ........... Do you know anyone like that?
Breaking Bad
...yup, and that's the only kind of medal you deserve....not even that which you can get from the souvenir shop...but I'd paint it at least
Batman: Perhaps.
Batman
perfect for ebay hopefully I won't get a negative rating from the buyer
Mr. Butlertron: Are you A: handsome; B: smart; C: scrap metal; or D: all of the above?
Clone High
if it's painted by me, you'd get return customers......
Mohinder Suresh: For every being cursed with self-awareness, there remains the unanswerable question: 'Who am I?'
Heroes
then it's for an off-gallery in London
Colonel Von Klaus: He's a handsome devil. A dazzling swordsman. And the women of Coronia find him irresistable.
Get Smart
hmmm.....not the flea market ...I'm thinking more- Saatchi's..only the best for my best works of art....
Angelus: Dream on, schoolgirl.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
well Saatchi's is not really an off-gallery, but anyway Hirst and similar dudes are also there; anyway flea market is the alternative, if the gallery won't work...together with Koons and Hirsts now unsalable crap
Sylvia: My horoscope told me I would meet the man of my dreams today.
The Simpsons
...then I guess it's like being in hell, I get to keep the best and most interesting company ever...and you're just envious...
Penny: I did your horoscope, remember? I was going to do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.
The Big Bang Theory
perhaps Koons ask you then to become part of one of his so-called artwork or
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