All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: So, Satan walks into this bar...
A-Team
with his spider pet....
Leigh Anne Touhy: I don't want to name names but one of the coaches took him to a titty bar. Gave him nightmares.
The Blind Side
or lots of mites?
PA System Announcer: Attention, all personnel - we interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare.
MASH
in chunks of stinky cheese...
Clown: Sounds like a country song.
Spawn
aromatic cheese, please
Chris Stevens: Soaphy once told me that the thing he loved most about country music was its sense of myth. There's heroes and villains, good and bad, right and wrong. The protagonists strolls into bar, which he sees as a microcosm of the big picture. He contemplates his existence and he asks himself, 'who's that babe in the red dress?'
Northern Exposure
ok..yucky cheese...
Landon: That's Dolly Parton.
A Walk to Remember
my parents used to say. "don't cast pearls before swine"
Bobby Machek: Yeah. Big brain, big hair, big gut... big everything.
Kraa! The Sea Monster
and mine used to say: put the pearls in your pocket and stew the swine in the wine.....guess who are wiser, then?
Grover Muldoon: So this is Mr. Big.
Silver Streak
well both are wiser than you
Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
Toy Story 3
well, luckily I don't like pearls and eat swine...so I'm wiser.....
Cledus Snow: You know who that is? That's Mr. Evil Knievel. He snuck in my back door, son, when I wasn't lookin'. You better flip-flop back here and gimme' a hand, son, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble.
Smokey and the Bandit
and you drink the wine pure...