All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Joan Crawford: Tina! Bring me the axe!
Mommie Dearest
did he make films?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures.
Anger Management
some films were based on his works- Finnegan's Wake, Ulysses..and I think he opened the first cinema in Ireland but we've to check that one out...
Brandon Walsh: Sorry, but I kind of like doing things the hard way.
Beverly Hills, 90210
also Homer's works are film stories 
Woody: Aaaaah! This is the part where we blow up!
Toy Story
oh yeah, Homer Simpson's tragedies and comedies and the in-betweens....
Charles Logan: And I tell you something else, Martha. If you blow up like this again I'll fill you so full of drugs you won't even remember your own name. And then I will have you shipped off to an asylum where you can spend the rest of your life there if you like. Are we clear?
24
yes, they were transcribed to hard-boiled world literature,you philistine
Auntie Shrew: Don't you sweet-talk me!
The Secret of NIMH
philistine? moi? Well, it's like dope calling pot hashish...
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Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Army of Darkness
but has some truth, I just mention the D-word or better name
Brian Griffin: Clever, Peter. Did you stay up all night writing that?
Family Guy
and once again, we're back to where we usually start...the D word....
Lilith: I simply responded with the genuine spontaneous emotion I was feeling at the moment. But, if Niles is not mature enough to accept that, if he is so pitifully insecure, if he is in such need of validation, then I guess for some sense of familial harmony, I do apologize.
Frasier
yes, damn!
Joan Norton: Please, Marty, don't apologise - it would give either one or both of us heart failure.
Doc Martin
well, you said it...now go and rinse your mouth with SDS.....