All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Buzzar: Yep, verrrry silimar! You look a lot like this feller Mario who's on Bowser's wanted poster...
Paper Mario
Sloan: Let's make a deal, Doctor: I'll spare you the 'ends justify the means'-speech and you spare me the 'we must do what's right'-speech. You and I are not going to see eye to eye on this subject, so I suggest we stop discussing it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Mike Gambit: What was the subject?
The New Avengers
Dr. Cassandra: Dr. Cassandra. World famous alchemist, occult science practitioner and all around evil doing swinger.
Batman
....and that's not me....
Maya: So, the truth finally comes out. The legendary Elliot DiMauro was once a nerd.
Just Shoot Me!
Cadpig: Now, Lieutenant Pug, Mr. Jaw wants to know why you've been spreading vicious rumors about him behind his back. He finds it... dehumanizing.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
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Lt. Colonel Mucci: I'm here to tell you men the latrine rumors are true.
The Great Raid
Hank: Bwah it's all toilet humor! Bobby what the person on your tape has is a medical disorder!
King of the Hill
Rickie: It's an obsession.
My So-Called Life
The Master: Sorry. Sorry, I have this effect, people just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I don't know; it's crazy!
Doctor Who