All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Trance Gemini: Y'know, since we've got a little bit of time here, we might as well find a good way to spend it. I know! I've got this really great game. It's called "Harper tells Trance everything, so she can save his miserable little life." Would you like to play?

Andromeda

Dr. John Holden: Joanna, let me tell you something about myself. When I was a kid, I used to walk down the street with the other kids and when we came to a ladder they'd all walk around it. I'd walk under it, just to see if anything would happen. Nothing ever did. When they'd see a black cat they'd run the other way to keep it from crossing their path. But I didn't. And all this ever did for me is make me wonder why, why people get so panicky about absolutely nothing at all. I've made a career studying it. Maybe just to prove one thing. That I'm not a superstitious sucker like ninety per cent of humanity.

Night of the Demon

Hap Schneider: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.

Lucky Me

Dylan Hunt: Emphasis on doom.

Andromeda

Ashley Curtwell: Good luck. I dress up real nice. Couple barrettes, little lace collar, two dead parents. I'll be the saddest little girl in the world.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Lead Singer Crucifee: Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say: some things in live are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble; give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. And... always look on the bright side of life...

Life of Brian

Lt. Commander Data: There is a bright side, Geordi. You will have me to talk to.

Star Trek: The Next Generation
that's a really bright side...

Arvin Sloane: I'm suggesting that we talk over dinner. You know, in vino veritas?

Alias

Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
....the drunken quote masters.....

The Cat: It's all right, buddy. It's all part of being drunk. You've been through the happy stage. Now you're going through the melancholy stage.

Red Dwarf