All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Gi: Wake up and smell the carbon dioxide. It's too late for this world. It's all I can do to save a few dolphins.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
tear crickets to pieces? phew....then that's a real puke dream...one more reason not to like that spidey...
Mr. Incredible: "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?"
The Incredibles
Nathan Petrelli: He said he needed it to save the world. A lot of people seem to be saying that these days.
Heroes
C.R. MacNamara: Oh, yeah? In 1956 you flew a bottle of Coke to a secret laboratory in Sverdlosk. A dozen of your top chemists went nuts trying to analyze the ingredients. Right?
One, Two, Three
Dean Winchester: <sarcastically> Was it a refreshing Coke?
Supernatural
ALF: This one is definitely the Pepsi.
Project: ALF
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Futurama
Dr. Lawrence Erhardt: It'll be the biggest marketing coup since Coke changed the formula! Let's review the clues
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Max Brackett: You really shouldn't let a marketing slogan go your head.
Mad City