All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Col. Steve Austin: Flattery will get you everywhere.
The Six Million Dollar Man
..ppfftt..I've never heard of any rabbits prosecuted for violating the clean air law? You're always misinformed...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
The Meaning of Life
and we were talking about rabbit food for humans not rabbits 
Bob: You're the best of the best, E.
The Incredibles
ppfftt...but what's the difference?
Nate: That's sort of my point. Your best really sucks.
House MD
a lot...rabbits have a different and very interesting digestion system...that I guess produces much less GHG
Lex Luthor: After all my sacrifices, after all the pain... I finally understand. I was being prepared for a much greater destiny. Everything led me to this moment.
Smallville
...gross...and the extra GHGs are not coming from me- it's our permafrost melting...
Hipolito, The Writer: Failed writer, failed life... I love the word "fail." Failure is human destiny.
Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
it's melting because Canadian bears and rabbits fart too much?
Tai Lung: Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who denied me my destiny?
Kung Fu Panda
...really, the king of grosslandia...are you keeping score now?
Dean Winchester: Destiny? Don't give me that holy crap.
Supernatural
would be a nice study for a student, using a fart-ometer for this
Darth Sidious: You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force. There's no turning back now.
Star Wars: Episode III
Or we can use some of the gases produced to make our very own bioforum hot balloon for the international competition at Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu…I’ll get the rabbits and you catch us some grizzlies… and you’d also collect the gas.....
Dexter Morgan: The full force of the FBI, that's the last thing I need.
Dexter
okay and you do then the balloon ride...good luck and eat enough rabbit food for the fresh supply of new gas