All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Stanley Smith: You're the alien? But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws.
American Dad!
Alien in Reed's body: There seem to be a number of...anatomical differences.
Enterprise
Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts...and hardly used.
Dr Who (honestly!!)
Sam the American Eagle: I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing,
the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?
Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted.
Underneath their fur, absolutely naked!
And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all! Abs... <realizes and walks off, covering himself>
The Muppet Show
..and to continue the demolition Lost-san .....Hazukashii desu kedo watashi wa totemo ichiban kirei deshoo ne... 
(or perhaps it shld be 'to omoimasu' for a bit of humility... )..nihonggo no demolition wa sugoku tanoshii desu 
.....I shld ask for forgiveness...
Ms. Luger: Listen, sister. Nudity didn't work for Adam and Eve and it's not gonna work for you. If God had wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have made little animals for us to cut up and make fur coats out of.
Nudist Colony of the Dead
Tess: Kind of uptight about nudity, aren't you, for a guy who reads Jugs?
Roswell
or some others.....
McCoy: My dear girl, I'm a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty.
Star Trek - TOS
Nanny: Ooh, a doctor. Could you look at my feet then? 'Cause they're not all they should be.
Count Duckula
Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.
Evolution
or:
Foster: If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.
Super Troopers
aawww...............
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Firefly