All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Byron Togler: Heat and booze are a bad combination. That's why you never see large, furry animals getting drunk.
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Narrator: Once you're in the mood to be scared, almost anything can make your hair stand on end, especially if you already have an over-active imagination.
Halloween Treat
Samantha Stephens: Well, listen here. If it weren't for my vivid imagination, you wouldn't be here in the first place, beard or no beard. So, what I say goes.
Bewitched
casandra on Feb 3 2009, 08:56 AM said:
Bewitched

“Chins without beards deserve no honor.” Spanish Proverb

LostintheLab on Feb 2 2009, 09:47 PM said:

Stiletto: <thinly disguised with a fake red beard> I don't-a know, Senor. I am-a just-a the caretaker.
Danger Mouse


casandra on Feb 3 2009, 02:34 PM said:
LostintheLab on Feb 2 2009, 09:47 PM said:

Stiletto: <thinly disguised with a fake red beard> I don't-a know, Senor. I am-a just-a the caretaker.
Danger Mouse


Jack Torrance: Mr. Grady. You were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.
The Shining

O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Hiro Nakamura: <in Japanese> I will find a way. That sword is my destiny. A samurai's weapon must be used with honor. And respect. This sword has many lessons to teach.
Heroes
(and to continue the massacre, even without a sword.....Lost-san, watashi-tachi ga hontonii kirei deshoo ne ......)..try to translate that dr H....
Napoleon Solo: Isn't it common to follow your boss using the Japanese custom of Hara Kiri?
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
(let's go on... )
Sita: Isn't it amazing? We're so bound by customs and rituals. Somebody just has to press my button, this button marked Tradition, and I start responding like a trained monkey. Do I shock you?
Fire
(yeah, after you...)