All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Elle Driver: And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
Kill Bill
ppfftt...I'd not have them on my conscience...so the faux fur shld be enough...just like your faux toupee....
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Miranda Hobbit: Mr. Big, who else?
Sex and the City
but this is from real human hair... 
though it might be a good idea to have one from tiger fur, too...
Tom Servo: You just had to go fast, didn't you? Well look, Mr. Big Shot, now I don't have a body anymore. Are you happy?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
you meant someone else's hair? well, tiger's fur will at least match your striped eyes....
Dr. McCoy: That's the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard. An alien practically hijacks your body and then corks you into a bottle, and you...
Star Trek TOS
yes, the most expensive toupees 
and surprisingly until now you never said that I'm blind...no hair, no teeth, no movements, no hearing and whatever else...
Ensign Hoshi Sato: A few days in this place should cure anyone of claustrophobia.
Enterprise
and I'm compiling a medical atlas just about you....and the toupees would be front cover.......
Magister: The usual sentence is five years in a coffin, chained with silver. During which time your body will waste to leather and sticks. You'll probably go insane. However, I'm feeling a bit... creative.
True Blood
just as I about your obsessions...toupee-obsession is the next chapter
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin.
ER
and 100 pages on chest toupee.......and there shld be snow and sasquatch in there too....
Bela Lugosi: This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
Ed Wood
oh this is a sub-obsession of you now developing to full bloom...
Teal'c: You're not the only one to suffer some discomfort, O'Neill.
Stargate SG1
you meant the hair obsession? ...I can just imagine you with the corn braids....or the mop style....or the barbed wire cut...deadly for the birds which happen to swoop down on it......
Eric: But, don't worry, when you wake up, you'll have the body of a seventeen-year-old. In fact... you'll have the body of several.
Duffy the Vampire Slayer
pffft...my head-area is a nature protection area...with it's special habitats...