All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Magneto: Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator. Just like you.
X-Men
Adrianne Curry: The script called for a kiss. But there was a lot of tongue involved.
The Surreal Life
Catwoman: Batman! With all your many attributes, you haven't learned the first thing about good manners. A gentleman would kiss a lady's hand.
Batman
Commander Tucker: You've got to understand, I've been a perfect gentleman, absolutely nothing's happened. She's trying to... she's-she's, um... making advances, if you know what I mean.
Enterprise
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Army of Darkness
The Great Writer: For words are one thing, and reality, sweet reality, is another thing, and between them is no thing.
King Lear
Ethel: You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it.
On Golden Pond
Lord Bowler: See, we work alone, that is together... alone.
The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
Lorelai: Oh no. No no. I don't want to hear about the romance of being a loner.
Gilmore Girls
Stella Purdy: And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.
The Nutty Professor