All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
John Robinson: There's a lot of space out there to get lost in.
Lost in Space
Tess Mercer: No, the facts are, Lex disappeared in an arctic wasteland here on Earth. He's not lost in space. This crystal is the only clue that we have, so stick to science, not science fiction, and find me Lex Luthor.
Smallville
Captain Jack Harkness: Unusual name, that'll help. Run a full check. Births, marriages, deaths. Criminal records, passports. However long it takes, wherever he is, we'll find him.
Torchwood
Warden: Use the bloodhounds. Those hounds never fail.
Pardon Us
Hudson: Look, I'm telling ya, there's somethin' movin' and it ain't us! Tracker's off scale, man. They're all around us, man. Jesus!
Aliens
Paige: Bug spray. We should've used bug spray.
Charmed
Annie Porter: Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Wolowitz: Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms. Or hits you with the pepper spray...
The Big Bang Theory
Xander Harris: Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. Y'know, people meet on the net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show, horrible ax murder.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Corey: So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?
The Wizard