All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Elliot Reid: Said the loser.
Scrubs
btw, didn't you want to use it for your too simple calculations...get a pocket calculator and then control your aggressions.. 
Ben Tennyson: You're funny, but *I'm* going to get the last laugh!
Ben 10
well, if it's a threat and showing a lot of resistance then it's time to show it who's the boss.....
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Sheldon: You laugh now. You just wait until you need tech support.
The Big Bang Theory
perhaps he challenges you in a calculation contest and then it's the boss...
Paul Varghese: If you meet someone through online dating and they look nothing like their picture, can you call tech support?
Russel Peters Presents
ppfftt...but it's just a stupid computer with a rather fancy name but still ugly... so it can't be boss......
Bart Simpson: This is bogus, man! You know the rules. You need at least two letters and a phone call before a home visit.
The S.
but faster, better programmed and having work mania...could be your boss...
Clive Finch: If he's singled you out, if the Doctor's making house calls... then God help you.
Doctor Who
...my boss could never be that...he's always somewhere else doing bossy stuff....
Elaine: You know, it's not fair that people are selected first come, first served. It should be based on who's hungriest!
Seinfeld
you should define bossy stuff...
Young Simba: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
The Lion King
oh you know...ordering everyone around.....while wearing Hugo Boss suits and listening to Springsteen.......
Hunter #2: I tell you there is one unicorn left in the world, and as long as it lives in this forest we'll find no game to hunt here.
The Last Unicorn
your boss is a stereotype then...with a boss complex 
Barney Stinson: Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins.
How I Met Your Mother
well, as long as he's doing it elsewhere then he's the best boss ever...