All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Ryan Atwood: Eh, usually you talk about yourself, and I solve my problems on my own.

OC
and not excluding yourself eh?...

Count Ottokar Graf Czerin: These... demands are somewhat problematic.

The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles
I'm not a student anymore and actually also not excluding you

Sir Robert: Nevertheless, that creature won't give up, Doctor, and we still don't possess an actual weapon!

Doctor Who
hah..but I am just a social drinker....and you're a blotto......

Jason Gideon: I don't care if you carry a gun or not. The deadliest weapon we have is a thorough and accurate profile.

Criminal Minds
a social drinker? what's the difference between getting drunk alone or in company? you're a blotto too

Dr Haru Tanaka: You are entering the realm of psychology, a field of unverifiable speculation.

Bones
well, the difference is in the company...the dose and the frequency...fortunately my fish don't drink a lot...

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, don't try the psychology stuff. It's really not a pretty sight.

sure the group dynamics drive you to drink even more and I guess your fish tolerate more than you

Riggi: It's too bad, Dubois, it's too bad, you're a wasted talent, but nuts case, you know that. Suit yourself.

The Quest
then how about a liver exchange, dr H...

Mal: Gotta say, Doctor, your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.

Firefly
isn't your liver a bit too big for the poor fishes?

Dr Gregory House : You know how you hate it when I meddle in your lies... uh, I mean life.

House
on second thoughts, never mind...your liver is your body's postdoc ie so overworked and underpaid and under-appreciated.....

Gandalf: Of all the inquisitive Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
and extremely persistent and with high regenerative properties, I better keep my experienced liver and you your naive student's liver