All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Charlie: You just need to calm down, alright? Big deep breaths.
Lost
...you've got both lists? obsessions and delusions? you may need the whole block of buildings in your street....
Lois Lane: I *am* calm! I am perfectly calm! Why wouldn't I be calm?
Smallville
well the connections, correlations and bizarre relationships between both I can analyse soon...for the next degree in sink psychology...
Erica: Sweetie, you need to rest.
Black Swan
and you forgot all your white hair which is another proof of this degree.......
Sheldon Cooper: I need to return these Star Wars sheets. I find them too stimulating and incompatible with a good night's sleep. I don't like the way Darth Vader is staring at me.
The Big Bang Theory
I wonder how many are a result of your actions...
Ziva David: You are such a control geek.
NCIS
how vain!!! your hair's blonde anyways so no one would notice......
Wesley: Just like you.
Wanted
I count them every day...
C.J. Cregg: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for the other things...
The West Wing
bec there are too few to count? ...then you're worse than me....
Tom Jeter: We are pro female nudity, that can't be said enough times.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
pfftt...you should decide, grey hair or bald head...both won't fit together...
Debra Morgan: You can make anything sound perverted!
Dexter
oh yes they can.....as in male pattern baldness syndrome....like the one you have.......
Sharon Jones: He's the world's richest and most perverted man, you know.
The Filth
let's just wait until you get a bit older...grey hair and baldness is not only an issue for males