All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Seven of Nine: I am unaccustomed to working in a hierarchy. In the Collective, there was no need to ask permission.
Star Trek: Voyager
Dr. Temperance Brennan: There is no shame in not being at the top of the hierarchy.
Bones
Shao Kahn: I am Shao Kahn! And you will bow to me!
Mortal Combat vs DC Universe
Elliot DiMauro: Maya, I'm a gentleman.
Just Soot Me!
The Doctor: Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Stra Trek: Voyager
Detective Mac Taylor: Only the female of the species bite.
CSI: NY
Mrs. Calloway: Step lightly, girls! The male of the species can be extremely hostile.
Home on the Range
....or worse......
Marge Simpson: That's disgusting! And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn't care if an alligator bites off his face.
The S.
or mean...
Harry Burns: Faceless guy, okay.
When Harry Met Sally
or doubly mean.....
Harry Burns: That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT'S the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
When Harry Met Sally
whatever