All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Kwang: In a word... bribery.
Licence to Kill
but he was a pervert..interested in blond, long-haired & young dudes 
Wade Hatton: You mean a little friendly bribery, huh?
Dodge City
omg...what blasphemy...hmm but you're right--he's a very suspicious character..but I don't think he's a pervert, he's probably just suffering from beauty and brawn envy....
Isabelle: The usual way. Bribery, murder, and a free election sponsored by the United States. Oh, and followed by a bloodbath and a complete suppression of human rights.
Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control
he's not a saint and all the years of his job, people just admiring him, all the responsibilities, and not any control or questioning...then of course he takes the liberty of seducing young Jedi knights 
Dr. Zefram Cochrane: All right! Let's rock and roll!
Star Trek: First Contact
really, you've even a more perverted imagination than me....we didn't hear of any jedi knights complaining about him? he's just a tiny weird ....creature and pretty wise too....
Captain Richard Jenko: Well, well, well. Far out. Looks like we've got a Japanese Elvis Presley, a pimp, and the butler.
21 Jump Street
of course he was good in hypnotising... and his weirdness and tininess was perhaps the reason, independent from how wise he was...
Capt. John Sheridan: Join the club.
Babylon 5
and I don't believe you.....
...how can you malign such a sweet and small creature....
Demon from the Fourth Dimension: Of course I'm a fully paid up member. So what?
Danger Mouse
it's the same as with Ernie and Bert or Sherlock and Watson....they have all another side
Endora: Are you a member of royalty?
Bewitched
ernie and bert--that's even a bigger blasphemy....wash your mind with SDS, darling...
Woody Allen: I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
himself
you're too naive darling, or too sober
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Strong Bad: Geeks and nerds? That doesn't sound like anything I want to be a part of.
Homestarrunner.com
..and you're too cynical, or too drunk, sweetie...