All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sunblock 5000 Woman: They say that 2 minutes in the California sunshine, is too much these days. After we lost the ozone layer. But, that was before there was Sunblock 5000. Just apply a pint to your body, and you're good for hours.
RoboCop 2
Elliot DiMauro: Oh, by the way, why don't you come to my shoot in Miami? You can block the sun with your big giant head.
Just Shoot Me!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's so 'Miami Vice' I could roll up my sleeves.
Bones
Real Frozone: Oh, that's right! The TANNED superhero gets caught!
Mr. Incredible and Pals
Danny Fenton: Say, you wear an awful lot of black for a superhero sidekick. Have you ever considered switching to bright primary colours?
Danny Phantom
Paul Ryan #6: I have to. I know that orange is the new black, but those jumpsuits make my butt look enormous.
As the World Turns
Joey: That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
Full House
Anita Dearly: If it is, you'd better go out and catch it.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
...hope you don't get squished......
Eddie: I hope all their old skin comes back to haunt them.
Absolutely Fabulous
Tina: Hell I can relate. It's called getting old. A little botox would do us both some good.
Heroes