All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Fats: Yeah, nice. A man of precise habits. Very nice.
The Incredible Hulk
Cory Matthews: The key is to be direct, and vague, yet obvious and subtle.
Boy Meets World
Shawn Spencer: Ooh, indecisive. I like it.
Psych
Charlie Chan: Will imitate woman and change mind.
Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum
Scotty: You bloody big scatterbrain! Make up your monumental mind!
Star Trek
but I wouldn't really say "monumental".....
Mr. Dilweg: No, no, but thanks for the compliment.
The Pharmacist
( anyway...)
Shiela: Now I'm *really* confused.
Dungeons & Dragons
Xander: And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Avon: If I'd known we were keeping score, I would have brought more ammunition.
Blakes 7
Second Angel: That's impossible! The super H-bomb is not scheduled for invention by the Devil until the year... let's see... until... here it is... 2016. Why, they're not ready or wise enough to handle it yet. According to our heavenly statistics, if exploded now, the bomb would blow Man and his Earth sky-high. No one would be left alive. Everyone would be dead.
The Story of Mankind