All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Laurie Partridge: Don't worry Mom, we'll all be here to help you.
The Partridge Family
Commander William Adama: You better, or I'll kick your ass.
Battlestar Galactica
it's called tough love...
Homer: When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."
The Simpsons
Barney Stinson: Affirmative. Or, to put it another way, God bless America.
How I Met Your Mother
Jemaine: We no longer say 'yes'. Instead, we say 'affirmative'.
Bret: Yes, affirmative.
Jemaine: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
The Flight of the Conchords
Sam Daniels: Just don't get negative on me.
Maj. Salt: Affirmative.
Outbreak
German Lieutenant: Is that a negative or an affirmative reply?
Battleground
Harper Pitt: No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Get away from me. Now we both have a secret.
Angels in America
Dr. McCoy: Make up your mind
Star Trek
(sounds familiar for you, isn't it? )
oh sure.....
Oglethorpe: You see how my mind works? It's like a laser.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
...unlike yours....