All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Angel: They have help. The whole world is designed for them. So much so that they have no idea what goes on around them after dark. They don't see the weak ones lost in the night. And the things that prey on them.
Angel
John Mitchell: I've got this friend. He says the human condition, the human nature, 'being human' - is to be cold and alone. Like someone lost in the woods. It's safe to say he's a 'glass-is-half-empty' kind of guy. And I see nature differently. I see the ancient machinery of the world. Elegant and ferocious, neither good nor bad, it’s full of beautiful things, unspeakable things. The trick is to keep them hidden - until the right moment.
Being Human
Wyatt Donnelly: You may have all wondered how Gary and I, social outcasts and misfits for years, managed to achieve basic social skills, clear skin and the occasional date with a cheerleader. Well, it's because one night, on my computer, a lightning storm and the universe, or God, or somebody, created for us this magical being, able to control time and space and grant us our every wish. So there is no reason to be afraid. In fact, if there's anything you'd like to know, I'll open the floor up to questions. Yes?
Weird Science
Dr. Henryk Savaard: As a scientist, I'm afraid I'm a professional skeptic who doubts everything - even the certainties.
The Man They Could Not Hang
Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson: It's in black and white, how can you be a skeptic?
Daredevil
Johnny: Oh, uh. I'm a little color blind.
Lost in Yonkers
Alf:.. Geez, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?
ALF
Adonis: First of all, look at this tan. Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight?
Hercules
Indy: I think you've got sunstroke!
The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye
Miley Stewart: This isn't about me. Or my perfect skin.
Hannah Montana
