All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well this obsession with physical perfection clouds a society's vision. You are oogling that woman!
Bones
my thinking is soo deep....so it needs more time...
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Harold Crick: Miss Pascal, I think I owe you an apology. IRS agents... we're given rigorous aptitude tests before we can work. Unfortunately for you, we aren't tested on tact or good manners. So... I-I... I apologize. I o-ogled you. Sorry.
Stranger Than Fiction
pfffttt...you should hurry up, before you forget the topic you think about 
Emperor Dalek: You are the heathen. You will be exterminated!
Doctor Who
well, I'm also a slow thinker...
Brent LeRoy: Is that the sequel to Mr. Murderblood Goes to Medical School?
Corner Gas
better write it down then
Joel: Look at this. I got 'em. "Schizos and Serial Killers". I have almost the whole series. I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac Guy.
Addams Family Values
ppfftt..my memory is unlike yours....
The Cat: Nice movie collection. "Revenge of the Mutant Splat Gore Monster." "Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head."
Kryten: Gore movies. Weapons magazines. This place is a shrine to everything that's low and base. Everything that's designed to sicken the soul and shrivel the spirit. Urg. Toastie Toppers. Ugh. Cinema hot dogs. Ogh. Sweaty kebabs with stringy brown lettuce coming out. Ogh.
Red Dwarf
then give a preliminary report...
Pearl Forrester: I'll send him cheesy movies... The worst, I can find! He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
but I'm not a machine...even that takes time...
Veronica Mars: This is just like that time we went to Disney Land.
Veronica Mars
oh, now the picture is clear: you're the personified bureaucracy
Ari Gold: It's Die Hard at Disneyland, what's not to love?
Entourage
well, do you know of any glamorous bureaucrats? I don't think so....
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Lorelai Gilmore: Oh yeah, I heard the Disney company had them all killed.
Gilmore Girls
you're the first then, congratulations