All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Amos Hinchley: And so, my friends, we find ourselves gathered around the bier of Mrs... er... Mr... You Know Whom... this litter of sorrow, this cairn, this cromlech, this dread dochma, this gart, this mastaba, this sorrowing tope, this unhappy tumulus, this, this... what is the word?... this... er, coffin! Never could think of that word. Requiescat in Pace, Mr... um... Mr... the memory of your good deeds will not perish with your untimely sepulture.
The Comedy of Terrors
perhaps you should think of buying a shredder and a compost pile 
Gus: What a touching eulogy.
Tripping The Rift
but they would still stink...
Maude: A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even.
Harold and Maude
then an oven might help...ashes is good fertiliser too...
April Wheeler: If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.
Revolutionary Road
my oven? one of the many tools I need for my haute cuisine? never!!!
Moat: It is decided. My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, "Jakesully", and we will see if your insanity can be cured.
Avatar
or your barbecue... perhaps you'd get a dinner as a small fortune then...
Senior FBI Agent TC Fornell: Right... Thanks for doing it my way.
NCIS
but otoh the dinners I give are really precious and a big fortune in themselves...if this is what you meant.......
Otto: The hell with Frank Sinatra.
One, Two, Three
precious because of the rare small furry creatures you process for your dinners? and a big fortune for whom? Surely not the eaters...
Odo: Say goodbye to Frankie Eyes.
Star Trek: DSN
but how would a haute cuisine ignoramus know this? you're ecstatic whenever you see pizza and beer.....
Sophia Petrillo: Easy. I called Frank. I told you I had connections.
Rose Nylund: You know Frank Sinatra?
Sophia Petrillo: No, Frank Caravicci! From the fish market. He's always been good to me, never a bad piece of cod.
Golden Girls
well I leave the rodents for your gourmand taste and this time I prefer pizza and beer, yes...
Det Don Flack: Did Frankie have a key to your apartment?
CSI: NY
well, at least the rodents will have a magnificent sacrifice...and beer sucks......